I cold-co*cked my husband asked:
…it was in his front pocket and I didn’t know it. Now he doesn’t have enough to get a whole meal for dinner tonight. I really don’t feel like listening to him whine about being hungry, I’m trying to get ready to go out with my friends to an exclusive restaurant that I’ve never been to before. What can I say to him to make him stop complaining?
looks like he want be bringing you a beer tonight
Tell him
“Please don’t hit me in the face this time, I have plans at an exclusive restaraunt!”
It’s his fault for leaving the coupon there in the first place.
Tell him to man up and take responsibility for his own mistakes.
**There’s always the option of making him sit in a corner and eat worms. (They’re nutritious, cheap and fun – to watch him)
Don’t miss this opportunity to point out how he has failed, yet again, to take proper care of his laundry and really is too fat to be eating fast food anyway. Imply that you might bring home a doggy bag for him if he has the bathroom cleaned to your satisfaction when you get home. Don’t forget to wear that look of contempt judiciously blended with exasperation at his general incompetence at dealing with life. In no uncertain terms, he must know that he has disappointed you.
*hands loaded shotgun* you know what to do